Remember Dolly Parton’s song, Coat of Many Colors?

Well, our 14-year old daughter decorated cakes this weekend, and I opened my refrigerator on Halloween to this sight:

Well, what do you think they look like? Especially that one in the middle, yikes!

I called Eric over.

“What the heck do you think that is?” I asked.

“That’s a cake with 12 penises,” he said.

“That’s what I thought.  Cake of Many Penises.  Like the song.”

“I’ve never heard that song.”

Eric obviously has led a sheltered life.  I snapped a photo.

“Is that picture for your Mother of the Year application package?” he asked.

I ignored him.  Duh, of course it was.  I’m a total shoo-in.

I called Susanne.

“What are those things on top of your cake, hon?” I asked, pointing to the sagging brown mounds of icing.

“Haunted trees in a haunted forest.  You know, like with no leaves.”

“They look like haunted penises,” Eric piped in.

“NO!” Suz said.  Her face turned crimson.

“Did you see Susanne’s penis cake?” her 16-year old brother Clark asked, as he walked through the kitchen.

“STOP!” Suz cried, but now she was doubled over, sides shaking, hands over her face with a smile peeking out each side.

“OMG, Susanne, you’re like an erotic cake decorator,” Clark’s friend Ying Ying said.

Yeah.  We’re so proud. Either she’s a very talented sculptor…or not.

She offered to pay me not to post this picture.  I absolutely draw the line at taking payola from my kids.  I have standards, you know.

Ciao,

Pamelot

p.s. Clark’s girlfriend Allie also had a cake in the ‘frig.

Clearly a pumpkin patch.

Maybe I could swap out daughters?

Nah.

That Susanne’s pretty darn cute. 🙂

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36 Responses to Refrigerated child porn.

  1. Rhonda says:

    HILARIOUS!!!

  2. Heidi Dorey says:

    I love Sami!!!

  3. Eric says:

    Funny thing is after like three days of supposed embarrassment hell, she has done nothing about the cake, there it sits, in the fridge, in all its glory!

  4. Yeah but tell me this – WHO is going to cop to eating a penis cake? Really? “What did I do for Halloween? Oh dude, I totally ate a penis cake.” HILARIOUS – I am laughing and my sides hurt right now. You guys are amazing – that is why I love you so much.
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  5. Lee says:

    So what does it say about me that I saw piles of poop?

    • Pamela says:

      That’s a DIFFERENT kind of dirty mind 😉
      And, IRL, it was our second guess.
      I think both guesses say Sami, take up another hobby, your talents may be elsewhere!!

    • Pamela says:

      Oh yeah, and my friend Heidi saw poop too 🙂 So it means you are in pretty strange company!!

      • Heidi Dorey says:

        And what I think is sad is that you think objects clearly shaped like poo look like penises.
        If you saw that on your front lawn, you wouldn’t go, “Who left this penis in my yard!”

        • Pamela says:

          LOL
          If it was lying on its side, no
          Standing erect, ummmm, I’m not sure
          I have much more I could say on this subject, but I should save it for a more private forum as it relates to man parts on actual men 🙂

  6. Eric says:

    You will not be accused of being too high-brow on this one :).

    • Pamela says:

      I think you’re right. But someone who called herself Marilyn just accused me of stealin ya, Honey. That’s the only accusation I’ve gotten today. Shoot, I wish I coulda stole ya. You were really, really, really expensive. True dat.

      This blog is getting a bazillion hits by the way. Just goes to show that porn sells. Even when it’s not porn. And it isn’t for sale. But you know what I mean.

  7. Vidya Sury says:

    What a doll that Sami is. I love her cake. You gotta patent it!
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    • Pamela says:

      Vidya:

      I know, right? She’s such a cutie. Patent pending 😉

      I promise, I’m not a stalker, but I like to look at the IP’s of my commenters. You’re showing up in Bangalore. My husband travels to India about once a year for work. He’s a chemical engineer. Usually he’s in Mumbai or Jamnagar, but he’s talked about Bangalore and shown me pictures of an Indian friend and his family on a trip there. You’ll have to tell me about where you live sometime. I think I also have some pictures up on a past post or three from some of his trips, ie Garba Dance and stuff like that. He wants me to come with him, and someday, when the teenagers are grown, I will!

      Pamela
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  8. OMG! I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard. My 18mo is laughing in his high chair in imitation of me. Too damn funny.
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  9. Memories made are memories kept in the fridge. Who said that? I LOVE it. Penis cake. Wow that would really be a hit at one of MY parties, if you get my drift.
    Awesome.
    Theresa Sonoda recently posted..Na.No.Wri.Mo. Oh No!

  10. Grace says:

    You need to send that sucker in to Cake Wrecks. I know they’re supposed to be professionally decorated cakes, but that one’s too good to pass up. Hilarious!
    Grace recently posted..That Crimson Jeep Makes Me Weep

  11. Ally says:

    I’m laughing my butt off! Oh it does look just like penises. At first I thought it was one of those cat poop cakes, but just couldn’t make sense of it. L-O-L!!!
    Ally recently posted..Time To Get Busy

  12. Once again, I have to say that they need to make a reality show about life in the Hutchings house. Man, I can just picture this episode right now.

    Darryl
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  13. Anna says:

    I can’t say that they look delicious, has anybody tried them? And it is really a dirty but bold mining anyway:)

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