I disavow all knowledge of how this dog, whom I have never seen in my life, came to be wearing this shirt and appeared on my blog.

If I did know this dog, I would guess he had just had his final two eyelid stitches removed and that his crazy eye is now completely visible.  If I knew him. 

And I’d tell you he misses me terribly, while I’m in London.

Me, in London, standing in Victoria Park by the Thames with Parliament behind me.

But I’ve never seen him or this tacky shirt before in my life.

I swear.

Pamelot