A few years ago, I opined on places NOT to put Icy Hot, after a small shmear applied to my upper thigh migrated to my nether region, an area rather imprecisely identified on its label as a no-no spot under the nunca category of “mucous membranes.”
Fast forward to now, when I was trying to outline Earth to Emily (Emily #2) well enough that I could start writing it. I offer you the completely unedited account via text exchange between my husband and myself of how I learned of yet another poorly labeled product that you should keep far, far away from your hoochie. {You’re welcome.}
Me, to Eric:
^^But I suspect she left it there for me as a trap!
My husband’s response, upon his return from a meeting to find my text string? Are you OK? I’m so sorry? No, neither. It was:
At least he’s got a good sense of humor.
That’s all I’ve got.
Pamelot
But he’s RIGHT! That is so freaking hilarious! Thank you, thank you, thank you for the warning – THANK YOU. I am like you, I wouldn’t have thought anything about it since you can use Epsom salts – but MENTHOL? YIKES. I can’t even imagine. And now I don’t have to because I have your story!! I always squirt in some dish washing liquid (Joy Lemon, Gain Apple) when I’m desperate for bubbles and there are none in the house!
p.s. I can’t believe you have a TAG for hoochie!!!
What’s really great is that there a couple of old posts I can go back and tag to hoochie as well, when I’m feeling ambitious. I’m so proud 🙂
That is such a good idea about the dishwashing liquid! I will try THAT safe bet next time.
This is just so funny, I wish I was there for it. One of the MANY things that stinks about all the traveling ugh.
Awesome blog though, love love it.
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