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This will be short but sweet:

On Valentine’s Day, my husband Eric and I took my parents, two of our kids, and one of their significant others for a fabulous meal in Nowheresville. As we ate, I kept having to go to the bathroom. There was just this incredible pressure feeling across my mid-abdomen. I was beginning to get worried, although it didn’t stop me from having cheesecake with strawberries for dessert.

On my last bathroom visit, I looked down at my skivvies. I’d worn cute ones, with a little button and bow in the BACK, but now I realized they were without a doubt in the front. I kicked off my boots and reversed the undies, and WADDYA know but suddenly I didn’t feel a “pressing” need to tinkle any more.

Eric told me that they say the mind is the first thing to go.

That’s all I’ve got.

Pamelot

p.s. Maybe that’s not all I’ve got šŸ˜‰ The picture is of Eric with Maisie, the bottle-fed calf my parents are raising. They borrowed a horse trailer and brought her to Nowheresville because she gets a bottle three times a day. She thinks she is a dog, and once ran off with two of the dogs when we weren’t looking. We ran all over creation looking for that calf. I had visions of coyote-food in my head, but I ultimately found her in the forest in a clearing, happy and calm. She is a cutie!

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7 Responses to Valentine’s Day Mishap

  1. Oh, how I love these posts! They make me feel so much better about some of the silly things that I do! šŸ˜€

  2. As soon as I read the title to this one I figured Eric must have done something crazy again……..I was surprised. Hahahahaha, I hope you and “the General” are doing great. You need to bring Maisie here to visit our donkey, Moonlight Poet sometime.

  3. I can’t wait until you’re running around chasing that soon to be 800 pound “dog”! Our bull is over 1000 pounds and thinks he should have his head scratched on a regular basis. One of the 800 pound calves loves to butt Leland not realizing she is no longer a tiny thing where it was CUTE. They sure are entertaining, aren’t they!!
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  4. Eric Hutchins says:

    Second time I have had a good laugh about this one.
    The third time you made a trip to the bathroom at dinner I was definitely getting worried about you!

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