For all you non-believers out there, check out the email that Eric the animal killer sent to our CHILDREN about our beautiful family cat, Juliet. Here’s her picture in (slightly) better days:
Foreshadowing? Notice Eric’s hands around her throat.
Here’s Eric’s email:
—–Original Message—–
From: trimon29 (Eric)
To: Susanne
Cc: Clark; Pamela; Liz
Sent: Fri, Sep 3, 2010 1:04 pm
Subject: Ju Ju
Check out this picture of juu juu
Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Attached was a picture of a white cat on the side of the road. Formerly living.
We all kid around about what a pain Juliet is, but we never really mean it. The rest of us love our pets, especially Susanne, and he sent it directly to her. This is a tragedy. I hope that someday they can forgive Eric (and Suz forgives me for marrying Eric). Or at least that they don’t sock us with the bill for therapy. Or turn out just like him.
Pamelot
p.s. Someone call CPS…and the SPCA.
p.p.s. Oops, someone just came to see me. False alarm.
Sometimes I get a little overly dramatic when I’m working on a book. Too much isolation. Somebody bring a latte and save the internet from my posts.
LOL. That is a sick joke!
I thought it was funny!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…ah….ha, ha, ha, ha….AH…ha,ha, ha, ha ha…..!!!!! Damn it! I can’t stop laughing!!
Sorry, I must be a sicko, too, but that IS funny!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha….ah….ha, ha…….
You’d fit in well at our house, then. 🙂
he,he, he, he, he…. (still laughing, only much smaller now). Yes, I would. And if you kept me laughing like that, I’d probably do all your laundry! I’m sending this to all my friends that have a sense of humor!
I wish it worked that way with my kids.
Thanks for forwarding — the more the merrier, here on the blog 🙂
I have a brand new respect and admiration for Eric! I can’t stop laughing. That is sooooooooooooooo funny!
I told the kids I looked long and hard to find a step-father for them that could teach them how to be truly, horribly inappropriate. I think they appreciate it 😉
I get to dip the cat again tonight YEEEEAAAAAh. Another opportunity!
Just be sure you don’t use the canine version on her, like you did to the last cat you bathed. Just sayin’. That didn’t end well.
Ok yes, that is sick and yes, Alpha Hubby would have LOVED it if and BIG IF I shared it with him. But I won;t. He does not like indoor cats. I do. “nuff said. His favorite scene in national Lampoon’s Chrismtas Vacation – guess?? Go on, guess???
Tell AH I feel the same way.
Eric likes to play “spin the kitty”
Don’t ask. 😉