Monsters. Only not like these.

IM string between my husband and me:
Me: I’m having trouble focusing on writing today.

Eric: There are monsters in the pantry.

Me: WTF????

Eric:  Well, if you’d quit thinking about lube & anal beads, you’d get more done.

*Welcome to the funny farm*



Don’t forget: With every EMAIL subscription to Road to Joy in November, you will receive a free e-book of my (multiple) award winning debut novel, Leaving Annalise.  If you are already a subscriber and want a copy, I’m a softie so please email me:  If you are not yet a subscriber, well, don’t just sit there playing with yourself (I swear my father still says this to my brother and me), enter your email over on the right hand column of this screen.  Then forward me your final confirmation or the first Road to Joy email you receive, and I will email you the book.

Published by Pamela

edit biographydelete Biography Pamela writes overly long e-mails and the What Doesn't Kill You romantic mysteries from deep in the heart of Nowheresville, TX and way up in the frozen north of Snowheresville, WY. Pamela is passionate about hiking with her hunky husband and pack of rescue dogs (and an occasional goat and donkey), riding her gigantic horses, experimenting with her Keurig, and traveling in the Bookmobile.

Join the Conversation


    1. Heidi Dorey of “The Contract” said we are here Lucy and Ricky. I’ll take that. I had you in myRSS feed, and it’s not coming through anymore for some reason. ARGH. I saw you had a new post, on Twitter, but it wasn’t in my feed. I need to resubscribe.

  1. You threw me, too.
    I was like, “Oh, she’s gonna say funny stuff,
    or talk about her crazy phone or –ACK!
    She got me!
    There it is again!

  2. Forget about monsters in the pantry, there are 2 little monsters running all over my g.d. HOUSE, and they won’t stop screaming and making messes. Can Eric make some fancy photos to help me with all this? lol.

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *