A Poem, y’all, by ME (but not about me)

An Open Request on Valentine’s Day

Excuse me, I’m about to whine

About my lack of Valentine

I think it not too much to ask

For shoulders rugged and tight ass

I’d like it so if he were rich

If not I shan’t be too peevish

I’m just looking for my Rhett

A Romeo’d suffice, no fret

But if there’s none that suits this full

I’d settle for one with a pulse

Don’t call me desperate or a churl

I’m just a Valentineless girl


p.s. I already got mine, and you can’t have him!  😉

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