A few years ago, I opined on places NOT to put Icy Hot, after a small shmear applied to my upper thigh migrated to my nether region, an area rather imprecisely identified on its label as a no-no spot under the nunca category of “mucous membranes.”

Fast forward to now, when I was trying to outline Earth to Emily (Emily #2) well enough that I could start writing it. I offer you the completely unedited account via text exchange between my husband and myself of how I learned of yet another poorly labeled product that you should keep far, far away from your hoochie. {You’re welcome.}

Me, to Eric:

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mineral soak

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^^But I suspect she left it there for me as a trap!




MENTHOL mineral soak


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My husband’s response, upon his return from a meeting to find my text string? Are you OK? I’m so sorry? No, neither. It was:

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At least he’s got a good sense of humor.

That’s all I’ve got.


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