Itchy Crotch and the White Wanker

Susanne’s heifer Dixie gave birth two days before my hysterectomy, on a day I was out of town. Eric and I met Susanne there the next day so she could show off her baby.   Ah, he is so cute! All black, too. But then I took a closer look. There was a flash of...

Is the honeymoon finally over?

For eight and a half years, my nigh-saintly husband Eric has daily pledged to make my life full of smiles, and to take care of my every need. He has done a fine job. Really, the man has hardly let me lift a dainty finger. Lately, though, things have changed. Whereas...