The Summer of Hell

SENIORITIS PART THREE To read earlier installments of seniorities, click Here and Here. Two months ago we took our youngest to Texas A&M for the New Student Conference, prior to her moving to TAMU for Gateway summer school. As I sit here typing this, she is about...

"Mom, chill your BLEEP."

SENIORITIS PART TWO (Part one, HERE . . . Part three coming soon . . . ) Well, I should have listened to the high school counselor who told me that she didn’t recommend an online class for a high school student. Something about them lacking the responsibility to...

“Mom, chill your BLEEP.”

SENIORITIS PART TWO (Part one, HERE . . . Part three coming soon . . . ) Well, I should have listened to the high school counselor who told me that she didn’t recommend an online class for a high school student. Something about them lacking the responsibility to...

She sure has a sleepy boyfriend.

SENIORITIS, PART ONE Halfway through the senior year in high school of our youngest, we were stricken with the first symptoms of severe senioritis at our house: Susanne started missing her curfews. I texted her twenty minutes after the first time she missed one....

Itchy Crotch and the White Wanker

Susanne’s heifer Dixie gave birth two days before my hysterectomy, on a day I was out of town. Eric and I met Susanne there the next day so she could show off her baby.   Ah, he is so cute! All black, too. But then I took a closer look. There was a flash of...